You're in Barcelona, what else you're gonna paint? 

Barcelona hates tourists, but can't stop promoting these tourist attractions. I think it's better if they announce that La Sagrada Familia is created by Catalan only Catalan to view and appreciate.

The other night I went out to Bear party in Sitges, bumped into one little queer with bad taste of fashion who said when we first met

"I am a Catalan bitch, I am a Catalan bitch." 

So I asked "OK, and what kind of bitch?", "The bitch that hates tourists or the bitches that loves tourists?" 

I didn't get any answer from the queer.